What the... ?!?!?

What the hell is wrong with teenagers?  My son is almost a teenager, he's 12, but dang....

This morning's leftovers...

I thought it was just my son, but after posting this photo to my personal Facebook I realize it's just a kid thing.

Clothes he wore to bed lying mere inches from the clothes hamper.

Cereal box, open, left sitting on counter.  Upon later inspection... it was found to be... EMPTY!

Dirty cereal bowl, left on counter literally three steps from sink.

I think I may blow a gasket.  Is it noon yet?  Is it inappropriate for me to throw a shot of liquor in my coffee?  Yes? No?